• CLASSIC COLUMB:<i> BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES</i> (1970)

    CLASSIC COLUMB: BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES (1970)

    “Mr. Taylor, Mr. Brent, we are a peaceful people. We don’t kill our enemies. We get our enemies to kill each other.” Introduction The end of Planet of the Apes [...]

  • NEW RELEASE REVIEW: <i>WITH GREAT POWER: THE STAN LEE STORY</i>

    NEW RELEASE REVIEW: WITH GREAT POWER: THE STAN LEE STORY

    I am a Fanboy. Though, I’m starting to think I should have my geek-card revoked. See, this film isn’t exactly new. While it’s just finding distribution, it premiered nearly two [...]

  • HORROR THURSDAY: <i>SPLINTER</i>

    HORROR THURSDAY: SPLINTER

    Week three of Reader’s Pick’s month brings me to a movie I’ve been wanting to see for awhile and when a few different people suggested it, I said “why the [...]

  • TGITDNMAR (5/18/12)

    TGITDNMAR (5/18/12)

    It’s that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It’s The Day New Movies Are Released. Battleshit Which came first – the title or the script?  The [...]

  • TO ALL MAN, I LOVE FILMS READERS

    TO ALL MAN, I LOVE FILMS READERS

    First off, thank you for reading! Today marks a special day for the site. So special, in fact, that Kai and I decided to make a little video about it [...]

  • HEATHER’S TOP FIVE:  AWKWARD MOVIE MOMENTS

    HEATHER’S TOP FIVE: AWKWARD MOVIE MOMENTS

    Everyone occasionally experiences discomfort during moments in film.  Sometimes these are intended, sometimes not.  Leaving out moments of violence or sex what still is left?  I imagine these lists are [...]

  • VAULT REVIEW: <i>THE ADDAMS FAMILY</i>

    VAULT REVIEW: THE ADDAMS FAMILY

    My original intention was to ride the weekend boon of Dark Shadows into a Sequel Suicide, but complications have arisen. One, Dark Shadows didn’t do as well as hoped, although [...]

  • A BETTER KIND OF BLACK WIDOW

    A BETTER KIND OF BLACK WIDOW

    People have been talking about The Avengers ad nauseum since before its release, so I figured that when I saw it I would not feel compelled to add in my [...]

  • IN DEFENSE OF TIM BURTON

    IN DEFENSE OF TIM BURTON

    Yes, yes, I know.  He’s the man who brought us the remake of Planet of the Apes, a sub-par Alice in Wonderland, inflicted Winona Ryder on an unsuspecting public and [...]

  • DYLAN’S TOP 5 STARS DESERVING OF A COMEBACK

    DYLAN’S TOP 5 STARS DESERVING OF A COMEBACK

    The word ‘comeback’ gets thrown around a lot in pop culture – form music to TV to movies and more, people come back so often that sometimes you can’t be [...]