Articles by: Brian
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H.P. Lovecraft But there's no harm in trying, amiright?

by / on May 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: DARK SHADOWS

Usually, the least that can be said for a Tim Burton film is that he chose style over substance. Even when that style is the same derivative nonsense he’s been pushing for well over a decade, he has that on his side. [...]

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by / on May 11, 2012 at 6:00 am / in Top 10s

10 REASONS WHY LOCKOUT BEATS THE AVENGERS

I took a lot of flak for liking The Avengers - apparently I didn’t like it enough. It seems odd to me. I gave it a positive review, even a vague recommendation; but for some reason my inability to overcome the logic [...]

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by / on May 2, 2012 at 4:38 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE AVENGERS

My anticipation for The Avengers was low. I know this puts me in a minority, but given the uneven quality of the films that made up its predecessors, I don’t feel I can be blamed for meeting this film with slight trepidation. [...]

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by / on April 28, 2012 at 1:43 am / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE RAVEN

It is possible to make a pretty engaging or at least curiously interesting narrative using historical figures, even if the basic premise is viciously ridiculous. For instance, I am really looking forward the upcoming film Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, even though [...]

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by / on April 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

VOD REVIEW: GOD BLESS AMERICA

There is something to be said for a film that addresses controversial topics with nothing but righteous, indignant candor. Sometimes toeing a line or trying to be thoughtful of other people’s feelings just gets in the way of getting across [...]

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by / on April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm / in News, Trailers

NEW TRAILER FOR JOHN HILLCOAT’S LAWLESS

I make no apologies for my love of John Hillcoat. While this doesn’t really come up when talking about his under-seen, under-appreciated outback Western The Proposition, it does come up pretty often when I talk about The Road. Hillcoat is [...]

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by / on April 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE RAID: REDEMPTION

Were it not for certain professional and ethical concerns, I would probably write the words “hell yes” all in caps with a few exclamation points and call this review finished. Honestly, it is a difficult task to tell someone, articulately, [...]

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by / on April 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: LOCKOUT

Sometimes I distress over the trends of modern movies. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the emphasis on novel new filmmaking technologies, experimental narrative techniques, and a kind of added dose of reality. I’m a fan of more truth in cinema, and [...]

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by / on April 12, 2012 at 7:11 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

It’s a rare film that manages to successfully interweave two contradictory genres in a way that compromises neither. Often times, aspects of one genre will cause the contrary aspects of the other genre to blunt, making one side of the [...]

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by / on April 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm / in Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: WRATH OF THE TITANS

If there were ever a market for Cliff Notes versions of movies, Wrath of the Titans would serve as a pretty good template. This is a film that – at only about an hour and a half long – feels as [...]

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