Articles by: Justin

by / on January 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm / in News

THE EXPENDABLES 2: FOR THE KIDS

  In news that might have caused you to hear me scream “NOOOOOOOOOOO” (just like Darth Vader because, you know, that’s what he does now) all the way from sunny Los Angeles, this summer’s action-fest, The Expendables 2 has now […]

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by / on January 18, 2012 at 5:14 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: HAYWIRE

(Note: This is an early review… Haywire arrives in theaters this Friday, January 20th) “You shouldn’t think of her as a woman. That would be a mistake.” In one line, a male character (no spoilers here, folks) tells another everything […]

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by / on January 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: CONTRABAND

  As a movie lover (looks like I found the right website to write for!) the thing I think I hate most is something much more personal: expectations. As I walked into Contraband, I was crazy pumped, ready for Marky […]

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by / on January 12, 2012 at 6:27 pm / in News, Trailers

MOONRISE KINGDOM TRAILER DEBUTS!

Movie geeks/snobs unite! Writer/director Wes Anderson returns to live-action film-making for the first time since 2007’s Darjeeling Limited (not counting his short film, Hotel Chevalier, a film made more famous for the shot of Natalie Portman’s naked backside than anything […]

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by / on January 9, 2012 at 5:59 pm / in News

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN

Have you seen this man anywhere? If you have, I’m sure he was probably eating something snooty and at the very least, dark and dreary. Well he is single-handedly taking memories aplenty from all of our childhoods and taking a […]

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by / on January 9, 2012 at 11:15 am / in News, Trailers

IF I WAS POSTING MY MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS OF 2012…

This would be towards the top…. And I doubt many of you have even heard of it. Chronicle is a film that is getting the full Cloverfield treatment in that it’s got the hand-held camera effect because it’s supposed to […]

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by / on January 6, 2012 at 9:00 am / in Lists, Top 10s

JUSTIN’S TOP 10 BROMANCES FROM 2011

So here at MILF, we have all been working very hard on our “lists” that all movie website people do this time of year. And while I won’t redefine the idea of the lists or try to pose new philosophies […]

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by / on January 5, 2012 at 8:17 pm / in Festivals & Awards, News

JOB OPENING: AWARD SHOW WRITER

That is what should be posted on Craig’s List right about now… because the Academy Awards are in dire need of some new ones. Click on Josh Duhamel’s mustache to check out the newly released trailer for the 84th Academy […]

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by / on January 2, 2012 at 8:52 pm / in News

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN NEWS… MAYBE

I guess there’s no way for a movie to get made without any spoiler info getting out… especially when guys like me are just waiting to nitpick every little detail as soon as it gets revealed! So the new reboot […]

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