Articles by: Sir Phobos

by / on March 25, 2013 at 3:11 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

PAUL REISER RESORTS TO KICKSTARTER TO FUND MAD ABOUT YOU MOVIE

With The Veronica Mars Movie Project receiving almost $4 million in donations so far, Paul Reiser has crawled out from under the ’90s to try his hand at crowd-sourced magic. According to indifferent-to-cynical sources, Reiser plans on giving Mad About [...]

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by / on February 18, 2013 at 3:06 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

FAIRY TALE WELL TO BE RUN DRY AFTER NEWEST MOVIE ADAPTATION

If you count yourself among those who get excited for movies like Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters or Bryan Singer’s latest, Jack the Giant Slayer, then Man, I Love Funny has some great news for you. According to very reliable [...]

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by / on February 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

CRITIC STUBBORNLY CLINGS TO COMEDY AT #1 SPOT ON BEST OF YEAR LIST

Joe Rummer is something of an oddity. Despite being published and noted as a film critic in several magazines and websites, he has decided give 21 Jump Street the coveted #1 position on his yearly top 10 best-of list. The [...]

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by / on January 21, 2013 at 2:59 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER GETS FEELINGS HURT AFTER NOBODY GOES TO SEE HIS NEW MOVIE

Over the weekend, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first action movie in a decade bombed at the box office. Taking in just over $7 million and coming in at 10th place, The Last Stand barely edged out a movie (Lincoln) in its 11th [...]

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by / on January 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

JGL’S FAKE NOSE IN LOOPER INSPIRING BAD PLASTIC SURGERY FAD

Last week saw the release of Looper on DVD, and with it came the newest sweeping fad among young men: bad nose jobs based on their favorite celebrity. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is reportedly “pleased” about the situation and is considering going [...]

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by / on December 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

SIBLING PLANS TO RUIN BROTHER’S CHRISTMAS WITH AWFUL DVD GIFT

Christmas is supposed to be a time of giving, but for one Midwestern family, the holidays will be dark, indeed. Teddy Bartlett, 15, plans on ruining the spirit of the season for his brother, Danny, 12, by giving him That’s [...]

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by / on December 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

ZERO DARK THIRTY TO RE-RELEASE AS MUSICAL THANKS TO LES MISERABLES

Due out sometime next summer, Zero Dark Thirty will be getting the musical treatment after producers realized singing makes every movie more exciting for audiences. “We want to broaden the fan base,” producer Mark Boal told us with dollar signs [...]

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by / on December 10, 2012 at 3:01 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

VICTORIA’S SECRET UNVEILS NEW LINGERIE LINE INSPIRED BY THE HOBBIT

Peter Jackson announced today the amazing partnership between his forthcoming film, The Hobbit, and Victoria’s Secret, in which the lingerie giant will produce a Hobbit-themed line of underwear to be sold in stores across the globe. According to Jackson, the [...]

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by / on November 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME INKS DEAL TO MAKE UNIVERSAL SOLDIER FILMS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

Jean-Claude Van Damme (born Jean-Claude Camille Francois Van Varenberg) has just signed a contract with Signature Pictures to extend his role as Luc Deveraux in the Universal Soldier series for the next 75 years. Quick to get aboard the Van [...]

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by / on November 12, 2012 at 3:16 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

WORLD WAR Z ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THRESHOLD OF ZOMBIE MOVIE TOLERANCE

Does the above picture of zombies overturning a bus with sheer numbers scare you? If it doesn’t, you’re not alone. Over the years, the tolerance level of the general public toward zombie movies has been steadily increasing, and it’s now [...]

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