Articles by: Lauren
"I was a rust repairer. A rust repairer and full time survivor. I survived all the major earthquakes, and the Titanic, and several air crashes."
Like most white middle-class American human beings my age, Disney was a major force in my childhood. I had my first moment of abject terror (Maleficent), was obsessed with my first movie (Lady and the Tramp), developed my first crushes [...]Read more ›
“Lauren, why do you hate Shia LaBeouf?” Oh, imaginary composite of many friends, what a complex and difficult question. This little space is insufficient for a full explanation as to why I hate Shia LaBeouf (and, in fact, I have [...]Read more ›