Articles by: Lauren
"I was a rust repairer. A rust repairer and full time survivor. I survived all the major earthquakes, and the Titanic, and several air crashes."

by / on March 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

PLAY THE VILLAIN

*Disclaimer: This is a semi-rewrite of an earlier article on my blog.  This one’s better. * I don’t know anyone who does not have a soft spot for some real badass villains. Who’s the best part of Robin Hood: Prince [...]

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by / on March 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

PREACHING TO THE CHOIR

The night that I went to see Les Miserables is a night that will live in infamy.  Not because of Russell Crowe’s total lack of emotion, or the fact that the movie went on, and on, and on, and ON.  [...]

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by / on February 26, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

AN HYSTERICAL REINFORCEMENT OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARADIGM, OR: MY GOD, THE OSCARS SUCKED

I am not, by and large, an angry person.  I’m actually a very happy person.  You should see how I smile when the first bars of Psycho play.  So when I seem angry here, I’m usually just annoyed, or snarky, [...]

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by / on February 19, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

A SENSE OF HISTORY

In my Scottish History class at university, my professor began the class by putting a picture of Mel Gibson as William Wallace up on the screen. “Who is this?” he asked. “William Wallace!” someone responded. “No.  THIS is Mel Gibson [...]

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by / on February 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

NOBODY’S PERFECT

As you may or may not know, I am a chick.  And as a chick, I like all the things that chicks like.  I like kittens and puppies and rainbows and unicorns that vomit rainbows and poop gumdrops.  I like [...]

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by / on February 8, 2013 at 9:00 am / in Lists, Top 10s

LAUREN’S TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIE MUSTACHES

“I did not achieve true facial symmetry until I grew the mustache.” – Hercule Poirot, Man of Mustache Last week, Jessica gave us her Best Beards list, which prompted me to go ‘OMG, I can do Best Mustaches!’ (Literally – [...]

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by / on February 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

PETER CUSHING IS MORE BADASS THAN CHUCK NORRIS

*Disclaimer: This editorial has no intellectual value whatsoever. I am a connisseur of badassery.  I love badasses.  Badasses are not just people who are tough, who get beat up and take a beating; they are the ones with flair, the [...]

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by / on January 29, 2013 at 5:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THAT HIGH GLOSSY SHEEN

With Man, I Love Films month of lists slowly winding down, I feel that it’s time to talk about the list that everyone argues about, from the moment of its announcement to the aftermath of its ceremony. In case you [...]

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by / on January 22, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THE SNUBBENING

Where were you when it happened? Do you remember? Were you sitting in the car, listening to NPR on your way to work? Were you crouched before your television set at 5:30 in the goddamn morning, eating your Lucky Charms? [...]

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by / on January 15, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

I’M SHUTTING YOUR BUTT DOWN, OR: A CRITICAL DISCOURSE ON VIOLENCE IN CINEMA

It seems that I cannot escape from Quentin Tarantino (or QT, as I like to call him when we have our early morning drunk-dials).  I was all set to talk about how Peter Cushing is more of a badass than [...]

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