Articles by: Markus

by / on March 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

BANJO PRODIGY DISCOVERED IN DEEP SOUTH

For Simon Cowell’s new show “Georgia’s Got Talent,” it was 2009 all over again. When a local Cahulawassee River contestant stepped on the stage and started strumming his banjo, the former “American Idol” judge and his panel were absolutely stunned […]

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by / on February 25, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

FAMILY GUY FANS UNIVERSALLY APROVE THE FIRST 22 MINUTES OF ACADEMY AWARD CEREMONY

Though he’s received mixed reviews about his Oscar hosting gig, at least one thing is certain. Family Guy fans have universally praised Seth McFarlane’s performance as MC of the 85th Annual Academy Awards……at least for the first 22 minutes. Unfortunately, […]

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by / on February 11, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

MUSCLE CAR IN STABLE CONDITION AFTER TRAUMATIC BIRTH FROM JUMBO JET

  In what can only be called a miracle, one of the rare muscle cars has defied the odds and survived its traumatic birth from a jumbo jet. Unfortunately, the mothering jet wasn’t so lucky.  A jumbo jet had never […]

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by / on January 28, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFU@#ER TO BE GIVEN CONTEMPORARY FACELIFT IN DIE HARD 5

Come February 14th, A Good Day To Die Hard will be blowing up multiplexes everywhere. Only this time, one key element that fans of John McClane have come to expect with each and every installment will be just a little […]

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by / on January 14, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

ENDING FOR ZERO DARK THIRTY SPOILED FOR IGNORANT COUPLE BEFORE SCREENING

One would have to have been born on an alien planet to not know the subject matter for Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty is about the elimination of terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, but one ignorant movie going couple was […]

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by / on December 31, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

QUENTIN TARANTINO SCRUBS HIS POTTY MOUTH WITH SOAP AMIDST N-WORD CONTROVERSY

Django Unchained may be getting rave reviews from critics everywhere, but not everyone is so quick to heap praise on Quentin Taratino’s latest profanity laden masterpiece. Director Spike Lee has recently boycotted the film on what he believes is QT’s […]

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by / on December 3, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

JAVIER BARDEM ALREADY COMTEMPLATING HIS NEXT BAD HAIRCUT CHARACTER

With Skyfall still in theaters collecting a nice mint, Javier Bardem is already back at work preparing for his next bad haircut character. They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but the Spanish actor is yet again garnering acclaim for […]

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by / on November 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

SURPRISING AMOUNT OF NON-TWILIGHT FANS SORRY IT’S OVER

The final installment of the Twilight franchise took the top spot at the North American box this weekend with a glittery 140 million dollar haul. One would think all the haters, critics, and everyone else over twelve years old would […]

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by / on November 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

DISNEY TO RELEASE STAR WARS UGNAUGHT HOLIDAY TELEVISION SPECIAL FOR THANKSGIVING

Realizing they have acquired an extremely hot franchise in Star Wars, Disney is seeking to immediately do right by the property and give fans a special holiday treat. It has recently been revealed that the Star Wars Ugnaught Holiday Special […]

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by / on October 22, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

BOOK OF THE DEAD ON KINDLE AFFLICTS MILLIONS WITH DEADITE TERROR

The Necronomican Ex Mortis (roughly translated as Book of the Dead) has recently been one of Amazon.com’s bestsellers for their popular Kindle e-reader, but reports are coming in that millions of users are being subjected to deadite terror after purchasing […]

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