Articles by: Sebastian
Well, that was tedious!

by / on May 16, 2013 at 3:30 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE ENGLISH TEACHER

The English TeacherĀ could have been so good! And I say that with intense confidence. A basic premise with a fresh spin on it, performed by a group of talented actors, and overseen by a guy who does quirky comedy really [...]

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by / on January 3, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Lists, Top 10s

SEBASTIAN’S TOP 10 TRAILERS OF 2012

I confess! This is a much harder post to write than it was last year. Dunno, but there weren’t very many good trailers this year… for 2012 movies that is. Last year I did my best to limit it to [...]

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by / on December 23, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS: THE WINNER OF THE SEASON

Hey! The world didn’t end. How bout that? What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another (sort of) edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. [...]

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by / on December 16, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #72: FINAL ROUND OF THE SEASON

What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what [...]

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by / on December 9, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #71

What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what [...]

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by / on November 25, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #70

My god! Soooo much turkey!!!! I can barely keep my eyes… (two days later) … oh. Hi. Have you been there the whole time? What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in [...]

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by / on November 18, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #69

Sorry about the last two weeks. I know how you must feel. I let you down, and I did. But unlike you (I’m just guessing here), I am a college student, and was embroiled in this thing called midterms when [...]

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by / on October 28, 2012 at 5:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #68

Where’d all these damn bats come from? What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. [...]

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by / on October 21, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #67

So many movies. So little time. What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most [...]

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by / on October 7, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Cinematic Captions, Games

CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #66

Next week is gonna be tough for me. Performances. You know how it is. What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability [...]

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