SHUT UP!!! LOOPER!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!! What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most [...]

One week till Looper!!! Is there anything else that needs to be said? What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make [...]

Man, all the coverage from TIFF over the last few days has been sensational, hasn’t it? I can’t wait till I get to go up there and hang with all yous guys and girls who make the trip on the [...]

As far as first weeks of term go, mine has been pretty crazy. I mean, working for AMANDA FUCKING PALMER and her GRAND THEFT ORCHESTRA as they performed three shows at Bard, debuting all her new songs, getting to see [...]

Ok. I’m back at school. And it is hot as BALLS in my room right now. What’s your problem! What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is [...]

“On the road again. I can’t wait to get on the road again.” “WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SINGING, DONKEY!!!” What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome [...]

Last one before I hit ye ol’ trail for New York. Summer has been… eh. What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your [...]

So, this weekend I saw… Fitz and the Tantrums, Beck, Foo Fighters, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Tame Impala, Portugal, The Man, Explosions in the Sky, The Kills, Metallica, Franz Ferdinand, Regina Spektor, Jack White, and Stevie! Fucking! Wonder!!!!!! Man, [...]

We are all feeling right now, but I think I can sum it up in three, simple, one syllable words. FUCK!!! YEAH!!! PHELPS!!!! And dear readers, the world was quiet. What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of [...]

Hmmm… Only three people competed this week. Guess y’all were too busy watching The Dark Knight Rises. What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on [...]