Articles by: Wayne
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk. - Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation

by / on April 19, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW:STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN

The vault series, These Are the Voyages, continues as we count down the Fridays left before the release of Star Trek Into Darkness. Of the six films in this sereis, The Wrath of Khan may have the most in common [...]

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by / on April 16, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: TAPS

Tom Cruise’s latest film, the post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller Oblivion, opens this Friday. Long before Tom was being taught the truth of war by the sagely Morgan Freeman, another respected elder, George C. Scott, was preparing him for war in 1981′s [...]

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by / on April 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE

Vault: the cinematic frontier. These are the films of the original crew of the starship Enterprise. This series’ mission: to explore all six films from the original crew’s franchise; to excite the masses over the upcoming release of Into Darkness; to boldly critique [...]

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by / on April 9, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: THE BIG EASY

The inaugural game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon was quite fun, even if I am one of a handful of people on the planet that didn’t find Stir of Echoes noteworthy. All that aside, you all are welcome at [...]

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by / on April 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: STIR OF ECHOES

Time to wrap up the first challenge in the vault’s Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. For those just tuning in, Nick asked the vault to link Jeremy Northam to Kevin Bacon. The link began with Jeremy Northam who was in Happy, [...]

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by / on April 2, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: HAPPY, TEXAS

Last week I kicked off a new feature in the vault to mix things up. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (or Six Degrees Hold the Bacon), the MILF Vault Edition is where I am challenged by you, the readers, to [...]

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by / on March 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: MY NAME IS NOBODY

Although I don’t showcase them much, one of my favorite film genres are Westerns,  probably because I grew up watching many a Sergio Leone-Clint Eastwood collaboration with my dad. Aside from introducing me to Eastwood, my dad also introduced me [...]

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by / on March 26, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN

In the immortal words of John “Jigsaw” Kramer, “I want to play a game.” That game, my dear stargazers, is Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Be it a multi-movie series, a celebrity birthday, or a film’s anniversary, I have various [...]

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by / on March 22, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: GRACE

I’m not sure if you stargazers will be happy or sad to hear the news, but Grace marks the end of my celebrity meet-n-greet preparation. I chose this more recent film for actress Jordan Ladd because it places her squarely in the [...]

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by / on March 19, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: IDENTITY

It’s crunch time for my celebrity meet-n-greet preparation. I’ve been more than a little excited at the thought of meeting Danny Glover and Gary Busey as you may have noticed with the vault selections, but there are other stars in [...]

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