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by / on August 30, 2014 at 9:00 am / in Features, Reviews, Vault Reviews

1984-A-THON: THE HIT

What’s the 1984-A-THON? Excellent question. Since fellow MILFer Justin Gott already posted his review for the project, and because I’m entirely too lazy to take the time to come up with my own explanation, I’ll blatantly steal his: “So our […]

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by / on August 29, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #36 – HOW TO STAY AWAKE FOR LATE NIGHT MOVIES

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to choose cinema snacks. If you currently have a strange swelling in your stomach that moves when you touch it, there’s a strong chance the dried squid you ate in that […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 3:00 pm / in Eternal Characters, Everything Else, Features, Uncategorized

ETERNAL CHARACTERS OF THE FILM LOVER’S MIND: THE HUNTING HERO

The hero of the Mexico Trilogy’s El Mariachi is a Hesitant Hero, reluctant to embrace the new character the world was asking him to be. As we learned last week, the character El Mariachi clung too tight for too long […]

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by / on August 27, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, TGITDNMAR

TGITDNMAR: (8/29/14)

For the second week in a row, no new release was able to crack the top two at the box office, as Guardians of the Galaxy and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reigned supreme (although they did flip-flop with Guardians overtaking […]

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by / on August 26, 2014 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

PLEASE DON’T EAT THE REVIEW

For a critic that first step is the first printed joke. It gets a laugh and a whole new world opens up. He makes another joke, and another. And then one day along comes a joke that shouldn’t be made […]

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by / on August 25, 2014 at 9:00 pm / in Features, Reviews, Vault Reviews

1984-A-THON: BEVERLY HILLS COP

So our good friend Todd Liebenow over at Forgotten Films (and, ya know, here) decided a few months ago that he was going to start an awareness campaign. No, he didn’t begin the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge… he decided to […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 3:00 pm / in Eternal Characters, Everything Else, Features, Uncategorized

ETERNAL CHARACTERS OF THE FILM LOVER’S MIND: THE HESITANT HERO

It’s Trilogy Time! If you missed out on the exploration of freedom and change through the Cornetto Trilogy, give it a go, and then come back as we dive into Robert Rodriguez’ Mexico Trilogy. Over the next few weeks, through […]

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by / on August 20, 2014 at 7:14 am / in Everything Else, TGITDNMAR

TGITDNMAR: (8/22/14)

I don’t have a clever, pun-filled Turtles-related opening sentence this week. I’m sorry that my brain sucks. For the second straight week, the turtles defeated Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, with none of last week’s newcomers managing to crack the […]

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by / on August 19, 2014 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL

It’s been a tough time in my media world, even before one takes into account the untimely death of Robin Williams and the loss of Lauren Bacall. First I was subjected to the festival of dumb that was Darren Aronofsky’s […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #35 – HOW TO CHOOSE CINEMA SNACKS

Last time, Film  School Friday taught loyal readers how to make the most of their summer vacation. The key lesson here was to avoid death, as everyone knows that summer is full of scary sharks and angry rednecks. Personally, I […]

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