Editorials

by / on February 19, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

A SENSE OF HISTORY

In my Scottish History class at university, my professor began the class by putting a picture of Mel Gibson as William Wallace up on the screen. “Who is this?” he asked. “William Wallace!” someone responded. “No.  THIS is Mel Gibson [...]

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by / on February 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

NOBODY’S PERFECT

As you may or may not know, I am a chick.  And as a chick, I like all the things that chicks like.  I like kittens and puppies and rainbows and unicorns that vomit rainbows and poop gumdrops.  I like [...]

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by / on February 9, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Editorials, Everything Else

REGRETTING SUCCESS

Last week, one of the big (non-Star Wars) news stories was the announcement that Duncan Jones will direct a big screen adaptation of World of Warcraft. Now, I know nothing about the game, but I know Jones. Moon remains one [...]

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by / on February 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

PETER CUSHING IS MORE BADASS THAN CHUCK NORRIS

*Disclaimer: This editorial has no intellectual value whatsoever. I am a connisseur of badassery.  I love badasses.  Badasses are not just people who are tough, who get beat up and take a beating; they are the ones with flair, the [...]

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by / on January 29, 2013 at 5:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THAT HIGH GLOSSY SHEEN

With Man, I Love Films month of lists slowly winding down, I feel that it’s time to talk about the list that everyone argues about, from the moment of its announcement to the aftermath of its ceremony. In case you [...]

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by / on January 22, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THE SNUBBENING

Where were you when it happened? Do you remember? Were you sitting in the car, listening to NPR on your way to work? Were you crouched before your television set at 5:30 in the goddamn morning, eating your Lucky Charms? [...]

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by / on January 15, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

I’M SHUTTING YOUR BUTT DOWN, OR: A CRITICAL DISCOURSE ON VIOLENCE IN CINEMA

It seems that I cannot escape from Quentin Tarantino (or QT, as I like to call him when we have our early morning drunk-dials).  I was all set to talk about how Peter Cushing is more of a badass than [...]

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by / on January 8, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

I LOVE/HATE QUENTIN TARANTINO

I have many irrational loves and hatreds.  I irrationally love bad movies with Vincent Price, and the 1960s TV show The Avengers.  I irrationally hate Christian Bale, and unicycles.  Love and hate are extreme terms, and when I say that [...]

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by / on December 29, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Editorials

AN OPEN LETTER TO JOSH TRANK ABOUT THE FANTASTIC FOUR REBOOT

Dear Josh (can I call you Josh?), It’s an odd time for us film geeks to be anticipating movies. Most years, you close out the summer work your way through the Oscar contenders and then cast an eye to the [...]

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by / on December 22, 2012 at 4:36 am / in Editorials, Everything Else

SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECIES: WHERE MOVIE NEWS AND REVIEWS COLLIDE

Today, we broach a topic I myself struggle with. See, we live in an era of constant film news. It’s seems there are thousands of websites churning out information on various aspects of a film’s development. If you are excited [...]

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