Film School Friday

by / on September 12, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #37 – HOW TO MAKE A DISNEY MOVIE

Last time, Film School Friday taught readers how to stay awake for late night movies. If you invested in the kind of eye clamps seen in A Clockwork Orange, your eyes will now be dryer than the Sahara Desert and […]

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by / on August 29, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #36 – HOW TO STAY AWAKE FOR LATE NIGHT MOVIES

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to choose cinema snacks. If you currently have a strange swelling in your stomach that moves when you touch it, there’s a strong chance the dried squid you ate in that […]

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by / on August 15, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #35 – HOW TO CHOOSE CINEMA SNACKS

Last time, Film ¬†School Friday taught loyal readers how to make the most of their summer vacation. The key lesson here was to avoid death, as everyone knows that summer is full of scary sharks and angry rednecks. Personally, I […]

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by / on August 1, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #34 – HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR SUMMER VACATION

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to make the perfect movie soundtrack. However, if you just ignored my advice and wrote a Justin Bieber jukebox musical, then I am judging you and I am judging you hard. […]

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by / on July 18, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #33 – HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT SOUNDTRACK

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to get the perfect beach body. Unfortunately, every time I’ve ventured to the coast since, all I’ve seen is a sea of fat wobbling around in search of the nearest ice […]

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by / on July 4, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #32 – HOW TO GET THE PERFECT BEACH BODY

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to get the perfect haircut, so surely by now, admirers from all around must have surrounded you, begging you to reveal the secret of how you gained your beautiful mane… right? […]

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by / on June 20, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #31 – HOW TO GET THE PERFECT HAIRCUT

Last time, Film School Friday surprised loyal readers with another thrilling end of term quiz that almost crashed the internet because it was that popular! Well, it could have also been caused by that video of a cat performing open […]

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by / on June 6, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #30 – END OF TERM QUIZ

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to build a cinematic universe. It’s a lot like Lego really. Once you’ve finished building something and it looks like crap, just smash it all down again and try again using […]

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by / on May 23, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #29 – HOW TO BUILD A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to become a scene stealing extra because… well we have more than enough doctors around these days and us film freaks need something to fund our netflix accounts. Problem is, no […]

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by / on May 9, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #28 – HOW TO BECOME A SCENE STEALING EXTRA

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to make an awesome sequel. Hopefully, the makers of the ‘critically lauded’ movie Zombeavers will have read the article and will be implementing my advice at every step while they begin […]

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