Film School Friday

by / on October 4, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #7 – HOW TO BAG A DISNEY BRIDE

Last week, Film School Friday went a slightly different route, teaching us all how to revive a dying career with the help of Southern charmer Matthew McConaughey. As king of the bad Rom Com, McConaughey had a lot to answer […]

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by / on September 27, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FSF #6 – ACTING MASTERCLASS: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Last week, Film School Friday taught the living dead how to survive as zombies in an apocalyptic future… what do you mean that was a pointless lesson? You won’t be saying that when some moron drops a test tube and […]

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by / on September 20, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #5 – HOW TO BE THE BEST ZOMBIE YOU CAN BE

If you ignored my advice last week and tried to attain immortality through the dubious means of becoming a zombie, then shame on you. Unless you’re Nicholas Hoult, you just make it work somehow. However, if you are a zombie […]

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by / on September 13, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #4 – HOW TO LIVE FOREVER

Hello again faithful pupils. Last week, we learnt how to become one of the popular kids at school. If you’re still reading this feature instead of nursing a kegger hangover, then things probably didn’t work out like you hoped. Never […]

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by / on September 6, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #3 – HOW TO BE ONE OF THE POPULAR KIDS

Last week, Film School Friday taught us all how to become a successful super villain. If you listened to my advice, then congratulations. You’re our new supreme leader… Great job on that death ray! But if you haven’t achieved global […]

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by / on August 30, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #2 – HOW TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL SUPER VILLAIN

Last week, Film School Friday gave out key survival advice to help in the event that Kim Jong-un watches Team America and decides to turn the Western world into a barren nuclear wasteland. This got me thinking… Kim Jong-un is without […]

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by / on August 23, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #1 – HOW TO SURVIVE AN ATOMIC BLAST

Stories prepare us for life. From a very young age, children are inundated with nursery rhymes and fairy tales that teach them the values necessary for navigating their daily lives. But it doesn’t stop there. Even as adults, we’re still learning […]

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