Archive for category: Vault Reviews

/ May 15, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: THE ADDAMS FAMILY

My original intention was to ride the weekend boon of Dark Shadows into a Sequel Suicide, but complications have arisen. One, Dark Shadows didn’t do as well as hoped, although [...]

/ May 11, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: THE TERMINATOR

This Sunday is Mother’s Day and if you’re trying to decide what to get your mother,  just keep in mind, you can’t really top John Connor’s gift. Is there any [...]

/ May 8, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS

For those faithful readers, I bet many of you are wondering whose birthday it is today that would have me writing about Josie and the Pussycats. Surprise, no one’s birthday [...]

/ May 4, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: DESPERADO

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, or El Dia de la Batalla de Puebla, which is a holiday known second to only St. Patrick’s Day for providing an excuse to drink [...]

/ May 1, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: JAWBREAKER

As regular readers know all too well, I love a birthday review here at the vault! On this day, Julie Benz entered this world, a cadre of memorable roles awaiting [...]

/ April 27, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: FLETCH LIVES

This Sequel Suicide kicked off Tuesday, obviously, with Fletch. I was a little hesitant to give this franchise the suicide treatment because from what I remembered, I really enjoyed both [...]

/ April 24, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: FLETCH

As the slider image suggests, Chevy Chase has been patiently awaiting his debut in the vault. Dylan, however, has been anxiously awaiting the moment his favoritest film would be reviewed. [...]

/ April 20, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: THE SECRET OF NIMH

After finishing my taxes and posting my tax evader series, I was feeling like such a responsible adult. So much so that I had to revisit my childhood to rinse [...]

/ April 17, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: MONEY TRAIN

My fellow Americans, it’s Tax Day! That means it’s time for the final installment of Dr. Hollywood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Pay My Taxes, a fun [...]

/ April 13, 2012 3:00 pm

VAULT REVIEW: MATCHSTICK MEN

Welcome to the second selection in this weakly titled three-part series, Dr. Hollywood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Pay My Taxes. For many an American, this weekend [...]