Vault Reviews

by / on May 31, 2011 at 6:00 am / in Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS

One of my favorite months of the year for movies is March. The award shows have all wrapped, the general public is looking for a break from weighty dramas, and Hollywood hasn’t quite geared up for the summer marketing blitz. […]

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by / on May 28, 2011 at 6:00 am / in Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Tweetnopsis: #TMNT1990: Mutant turtles act like teenagers by sulking, riding skateboards and eating pizza. The Kung Fu is alright and the rest is absurd. “Turn a comic book into a movie, you say? I don’t know. Sounds pretty risky.” It’s […]

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by / on May 24, 2011 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: EXISTENZ

Where do you start when talking about a film that prominently features mutated-breast-like “pods” that transport its owners to alternate realities? For those unfamiliar with David Cronenberg’s 1999 action/sci-fi thriller eXistenZ, perhaps the best thing to do is offer up […]

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by / on May 17, 2011 at 4:00 am / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: FUNNY PEOPLE

“Do one thing and do it well.” ┬áThat famous bit of advice was obviously not remembered by Judd Apatow when he decided to make Funny People, where the successful director and producer attempts to juggle so many plates at once […]

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by / on April 24, 2011 at 8:21 pm / in Reviews, Vault Reviews

VAULT REVIEW: QUANTUM OF SOLACE

There’s a fine line between being stoic and being free of charisma, and frankly, in his performance as James Bond, I’m not sure where I feel Daniel Craig falls. He certainly comes across as a cool customer – even when […]

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