Recently, I’ve come to realize that there is a plethora of female celebrities out there that I think are attractive but cannot, for the life of me, decide whether or not I think they’re hot. So, I’m presenting the argument to you. Hear me out and then tell me what you think.
KRISTEN WIIG.
Pros: Tall, thin body. Cute Face. Sense of humor.
Cons: Perhaps she’s a bit too average in the looks department.
PINK.
Pros: Punk rock looks. Tattoos. Cute face.
Cons: She’s a little buff. Has a strange nose.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER.
Pros: Dead sexy as Marla Singer.
Cons: Dresses weird. Possible unibrow. Might be insane.
HELEN MIRREN.
Pros: Looks amazing for her age.
Cons: Her age.
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR.
Pros: A fanboy favorite for playing Buffy. Definately cute.
Cons: Let’s be honest, she’s no Daffney. Also, attracted to Freddie Prinze, Jr. types.
Wayne (7)
Andrew (4)
John (4)
Steve (4)
Justin (3)
Lauren (3)
Nick (3)
Andy (2)
Dave Enkosky (2)
Emily (2)
I’d love to look like Helena, she’s striking and looks great. And I like that she’s a little weird. And Helen Mirren, any woman would want to look like her when they’re her age.
Twitter: waywardjam
May 18, 2011 1:14 pm
Funny goes a long ways, but Kristen is too scrawny for my tastes, plus she has kind of a long horse face. Good for funny, not for hottie.
Never been turned on by Pink. It’s that weird ab thing she has going on. Ick.
HBC is a HOT-TIE! And yes she probably is insane, but I’ fine with that.
Mirren is a hottie for her age no doubt. Check out her younger years and, whoa.
SMG was way cute when she still had the baby fat in the early seasons of Buffy. Now her bodies all points and angles that is too dangerous to play around.
Twitter: kaiderman
May 18, 2011 2:44 pm
I love every friggin’ point you just made.
BTW, there are some recent pics of Mirren at a beach in a two-piece and she looks amazingly good. Still a bit too old for me though.
Twitter: waywardjam
May 18, 2011 8:59 pm
I’ve seen those pics and Mirren is banging for her age, but I think she’s a bit too old for me, too.
I do have a list of older actresses I’d be all over, but she isn’t on it.
I love Kristen and Helena.