Treading quietly and carefully and hoping that no one notices, here are the democratically elected nominees for Hot or Not (democratic because several female MILFers contributed their POVs. This was a group effort, people). I.e. They’re gents that we’re attracted to and can’t quite figure out if they’re hot. Please do not misconstrue this as man-hating, man-worshipping or general angry-making. We love men, particularly when they’re shirtless. All these lads are rather talented fellows, too. So: are they hot or not?
TONS of credit goes to Susannah, with whom much debate was had. She found a bunch of the pics and did the slider.
Pros: Dude is James Bond. Lovely blue eyes, fantabulous body (see above). He’s also got that sophisticated English thing going on, but isn’t afraid to get dirty/sweaty … ahem.
Cons: Not what one would call ‘classically handsome’—taken one at a time, all his features don’t quite match up. Always looks like he’s staring into the sun. And his James Bond’s coolest gadget is a defibrillator, which is decidedly not sexy.
Pros: Floppy hair, bright smile, Oscar winner. Sense of humor, and ability to make out with Halle Berry (if you’re into voyeurism).
Cons: That nose. What’s up with that? Questionable facial hair in more recent months. A tad skinny for my taste.
Pros: He’s a living muppet! And the nicest person on the planet. Adorable, huggable, warm and fuzzy.
Cons: He’s a living muppet. Do we really think muppets are hot? He’s also, like, 20 feet tall. So, a really big muppet.
Pros: So very, very pretty: blond hair, blue eyes, nice abs, great physique. That quiet, intense gaze. Can pull off a satin jacket. Plus, he’s a meme.
Cons: He either looks like a hobo or a sex god; there does not appear to be any in between. Despite the meme, I cannot imagine him being a normal person.
Pros: The Gallic cool, a la Jean-Paul Belmondo. So suave he can out-suave George Clooney. He’s married to Monica Bellucci, which means he must be doing something sexy.
Cons: Creepy, at times terrifying (see Black Swan, Eastern Promises, and … almost anything he’s ever been in). Again, not classically handsome or even pretty in the best of lights. Not even remotely huggable.
Honorable mention (cause we love men so much that five was not enough!)
Pros: He’s Peter Sellers!
Cons: He’s Peter Sellers.