Everything Else, TGITDNMAR — April 18, 2012 at 3:00 pm

TGITDNMAR (4/20/12)

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It’s that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It’s The Day New Movies Are Released.

So, what’s the deal? Hollywood’s still afraid of The Hunger Games, some four weeks after its release? How else to explain this week’s slate of films? They are so off my radar, so bland and uninteresting as to not even warrant my derision. I might expect a slate like this the weekend after The Avengers comes out, but two weeks prior? I don’t get it. These films feel more like January or August releases. Let’s just move on as quickly as possible and pray that next week is better.  Enjoy the week off.

The Lucky One
Dylan’s Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 0%

Think Like a Man
Dylan’s Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 0%

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