All business time here. Sebastian is out playing in fields listening to random British people play odd instruments and/or electronic keyboards (site contributor Daniel is at the same place!), so your favorite neighborhood Dylan…man is here to hold down the fort until he returns.
Of course, I don’t even get to have editorial control in his absence – I’m just “post it, boy!,” as he hand-picked the honorable mentions and winner. I suppose that’s f, this being his game and all. And I did get to select the choice for this week’s photo (which I just chose from a list of photos Kai sent me (because I’m lazy and that was easy). I don’t know why I’m typing so much here – it’s not as if anyone actually reads this part of these parts (oops!). Maybe it’s just so that it looks like a more complete post – I figure that’s why Sebastian does it, so I’d just follow suit. Anyway, here’s the stuff you care about:
As a reminder, the person with the most wins at the end of September will be receiving a swank prize, courtesy of… Sponsor To Be Named At a Later Date.
Here is your winner from last week!
HONORABLE MENTIONS
“Transformers budget gets slashed considerably.” – Kano
“‘If you build it, he will come’ my ass!” – Nick
“I know you’re not supposed to talk about Fight Club but I think the guys in accounting might want to join.” – Kai
AND THE WINNER IS… RED!
THE LEADERBOARD
SJHoneywell (2)
David Bishop (2)
Univarn (2)
Fitz (2)
Red (2)
Rich (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Scotty (1)
(name retracted) (1)
Nick (1)
Dylan (1)
Here is this week’s image.
Amuse me!







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(Not an answer… I just wanted to say that I’m actually perfectly fine losing to that one this week. It was great!)
Twitter: kaiderman
August 14, 2011 8:14 am
“Have you seen the new swiss army sex doll? It’s amazing!”
PS. This is the funniest thing you have ever written:
“your favorite neighborhood Dylan…man ”
You got a dick. I got a gun. Let’s see who wins this one.
“And you said I had a lead foot.”
No wonder you guys think about sex all the time, that felt INCREDIBLE!!
Twitter: nevermindpop
August 14, 2011 1:23 pm
I’m pretty sure Doc Brown’s Prosthetics isn’t actually by a doctor, honey.
Good luck finding a cure for that, Dr. Scholls!
-Jason
(Seriously this looks stupid, what’s the point of the bayonet if its reaches is shorter than the rifle?)
Twitter: pBTtXwjRNXbifr
November 21, 2011 4:43 pm
I guess finding useful, reliable inforamotin on the internet isn’t hopeless after all.
Twitter: manilovefilms
November 21, 2011 6:21 pm
This one should totally win…
Twitter: enLathxmZp
November 22, 2011 4:58 am
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The Bushmaster AR-15: When you really need to cure your athlete’s foot.
Circumcisions for $9.99….or free, depending on results.
Safe sex tip #2: Keep the safety on