What up, MILFers? Kai here… Sebastian’s on vacation again. That guy’s like the George Bush of CinCaps country. Let’s not let it kill the flow though. Here’s what we have from last week:
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“If you mention John Wayne once more I’m going to throw you down there!” -Andy
“Hey Favreau swears up and down there’s aliens in there digging for gold……what a stupid idea!” -Markus
“You were right, little girl – this is the largest, most oddly-shaped sphincter I’ve ever seen.” -Dylan
BUT YOUR WINNER IS… NICK!!!
But, alas, Nick is a contributor. Therefore, Markus is this week’s winner!
THE LEADERBOARD
Steve (4)
SJHoneywell (4)
Fitz (3)
Andrew Robinson (2)
David Bishop (2)
MarkusWelby (2)
Joel Burman (1)
Scott (1)
Univarn (1)
Seth (1)
CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Nick (3)
Dylan (2)
Jason (1)
Now, this thing hit the interwebs this week and was begging to be included in this game:
Sebastian will be back next week. You know the drill… AMUSE HIM!!!
Wayne (7)
Andrew (4)
John (4)
Steve (4)
Justin (3)
Lauren (3)
Nick (3)
Andy (2)
Dave Enkosky (2)
Emily (2)
Twitter: blackholecritic
March 11, 2012 8:26 am
For the second, not vacation. Class trip. School man. It beckons. You think I don’t want to be here with you fine people?
Wait is that C. Thomas Howell? Love that guy.
“I thought Curly’s gold was over here. It was an honest mistake. Stop giving me that passive aggressive glare.”
It’s the year we’re not making a Pirates movie. What else do you want me to do?
Twitter: MarkusWelby1
March 12, 2012 7:47 am
“No really… bird crap war paint hides your face much better than that mask will Kimosabe!”
The whitewashing of Native American roles has happened in the past, but this is ridiculous.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
March 13, 2012 8:49 am
“I’ve got some ‘reservations’ about this one, Tonto”
Twitter: nevermindpop
March 16, 2012 2:31 pm
I must have the best hat. Hmm, nothing here, the dead bird will have to do.