Hey!
Where were y’all this week?
Oh, nevermind.
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Like a good neighbor, rape dungeon is there.”-Seth
“Do you see me seeing you seeing me?”-Andrew
AND YOUR WINNER IS… STEVE!!!
Ah, but Steve is (apparently) a contributor to this fine establishment. This win goes to Andrew!
THE LEADERBOARD
Dave Enkosky (1)
Fitz (1)
Seth (1)
Andrew (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
Steve (1)
You know, it seems that every time I’m ready to fall back on that image of John Travolta and Nic Cage about to shoot each other in Face/Off, the universe decides that something better is in order. Because, exactly like two weeks, something appeared on the internetz, something I just could not ignore. I think you all know what it is this week.
Amuse me!







“Wait a minute. That jeweler lied to me. It’s not a ruby; it’s a jolly rancher.”
Twitter: mrsthuro
April 29, 2012 7:23 am
But Thor’s hammer looked so much bigger in the movie.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
April 29, 2012 7:24 am
Oh please Hammer, don’t hurt them
Twitter: stevebushtweets
April 29, 2012 11:28 am
Thanks, Sebastian. But there may be a technicality type happening here. Since the last complete round of CC, I’ve become a contributor to the site, but forgot to log in with my fancy gravatar acct. I may not be eligible to win. Judges?
Twitter: blackholecritic
April 29, 2012 12:33 pm
DAMN IT!!!! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE TELL ME THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It’s all fixed now.
Twitter: stevebushtweets
April 29, 2012 8:10 pm
Ah, there’s my smoking hammer.
You are WRONG, Mr. Hammer! I can, in fact, “touch this.”
Twitter: agracru
April 30, 2012 6:37 am
A “hammer” you say? Which end am I supposed to swing with?
Twitter: nevermindpop
May 2, 2012 6:30 pm
Ace… the sadistic place.