Did you see Cabin in the Woods this weekend?
What the hell is wrong with you? Stop playing my stupid game and get your ass to the theater!
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
A great turnout for last week’s image. I guess seeing Gwyneth Paltrow’s corpse is a real turn on for some people.
That came out wrong.
Let’s move on.
“Is that bacon? Why is he wearing bacon? Dude, it totally smells like bacon.”-Mike
“Ah, just as I expected… tiger’s blood.”-Fitz
“So that’s where I left my scrambled eggs….”-Univarn
AND YOUR WINNER IS… YOUR FEARLESS LEADER… DYLAN!!!
Ah, but Dylan is a contributor to this fine site (I mean, he runs the damn thing), so he is not eligible for the competition leader board. Fitz takes this one!
Dave Enkosky (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Ok, so for this week, I was all set to go with an image of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage pointing guns at each other from Face/Off, but then I saw something else. Something that was just begging to be used. I relented. I mean, remember who you’re dealing with here.