Did you see Cabin in the Woods this weekend?
No?
What the hell is wrong with you? Stop playing my stupid game and get your ass to the theater!
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
A great turnout for last week’s image. I guess seeing Gwyneth Paltrow’s corpse is a real turn on for some people.
That came out wrong.
Let’s move on.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Is that bacon? Why is he wearing bacon? Dude, it totally smells like bacon.”-Mike
“Ah, just as I expected… tiger’s blood.”-Fitz
“So that’s where I left my scrambled eggs….”-Univarn
AND YOUR WINNER IS… YOUR FEARLESS LEADER… DYLAN!!!
Ah, but Dylan is a contributor to this fine site (I mean, he runs the damn thing), so he is not eligible for the competition leader board. Fitz takes this one!
THE LEADERBOARD
Dave Enkosky (1)
Fitz (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Dylan (1)
Ok, so for this week, I was all set to go with an image of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage pointing guns at each other from Face/Off, but then I saw something else. Something that was just begging to be used. I relented. I mean, remember who you’re dealing with here.
Amuse me!







Twitter: MovieMalone
April 15, 2012 4:31 am
What do you mean I don’t look like Bruce Willis?
Twitter: ptsnob
April 15, 2012 6:45 am
Say hello to my little friend!
Twitter: mrsthuro
April 15, 2012 7:12 am
This is how things should have ended between me and Summer.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was unsure of the meaning behind “cock your weapon.”
How’s this for dreaming a little bigger?
So Elmo, we meet at last.
Twitter: stevebushtweets
April 15, 2012 2:35 pm
You don’t like my film catalog? Talk to my agent. He’s right here!!!
Twitter: manilovefilms
April 15, 2012 2:52 pm
Not a caption: Yes! I had thought me GwyPal caption to be worthy of a win!
You get to drink from the firehose!
Twitter: nevermindpop
April 15, 2012 10:08 pm
Damn, missed the broad side of the barn again!
Twitter: nevermindpop
April 17, 2012 6:24 pm
I’d like another crack at this one. So here is my actual entry:
If I squint do I look like Anton Chigurh?
Twitter: agracru
April 16, 2012 11:12 am
If it helps you any, this is totally awkward for me, too.
Come on bro, how many times do I have to win this paintball contest? You have yet to hit me once.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
April 17, 2012 4:25 am
Field of Dreams 2: Blood Harvest
Twitter: manilovefilms
April 17, 2012 6:46 am
That’s awesome, Seth.