It’s finals week for me. I am attempting to write this entire post in the space of five minutes so I can get back to churning out my paper on Nietzsche and Steiner, and how they view the chorus in classical tragedy, and how, according to them and their ideas, real theatrical tragedy doesn’t exist today.
Being a theater student is awesome!!
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
But first…
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Hulk try to think of harmless thing. Something Hulk love. Something not kill us. Mr. Stay Puft!”-SJHoneywell
“Playing Red Light, Green Light for the fate of the world wasn’t as easy as they first thought.”-Wayne
“So that’s how Michael Jackson died!”-Univarn
AND YOUR WINNER IS… ANDREW!!!
AVENGERS HO!!!!
Oh, wait. Wrong franchise.
THE LEADERBOARD
Fitz (2)
Seth (2)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
Steve (1)
And now… here you go!
Amuse me!!
Wayne (6)
John (4)
Mette (4)
Nic Cage (4)
Sebastian (4)
steve (4)
Nick (3)
Chip Lary (2)
Dan (2)
“Look, I’m sorry I cut you off. Now can you get off my hood.”
So that’s how Michael Jackson died!
(side note: you might be thinking to yourself “but Univarn you used that one last week!” Well yes, but first of all: Look at the nose. Second of all: I’ve decided to modernize my approach to this game by using the same answer over and over until it becomes so annoying it becomes funny or I break Sebastian’s willpower and he forfeits the game entirely)
Twitter: blackholecritic
May 20, 2012 7:45 am
Yeah, see, Aiden already tried that. It didn’t really work. Just thought you should know.
Ah, but Aiden wasn’t backed by the power of Ghost Michael Jackson!
Why Nic Cage should never, ever try the Flock of Seagulls haircut.
Twitter: stevebushtweets
May 20, 2012 9:26 am
Fatalities are a distant second to Scorpion’s true passion. Choppers.
Twitter: TapaidhNaomh
May 20, 2012 11:03 am
Drinking and driving becomes worse when your libation of choice is a Molotov Cocktail.
Despite all my rage, I’m still just Nicholas Cage.
Twitter: agracru
May 21, 2012 9:34 am
I don’t think anyone can top this.
Twitter: nevermindpop
May 21, 2012 11:43 am
That is a great one.
The heartbreak of psoriasis.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
May 21, 2012 6:55 am
Head-On: Apply Directly to the Forehead
Twitter: nevermindpop
May 21, 2012 11:44 am
The price of winning Oscar… your soul.
‘Give me, a KEG of BEER!”