I’m done with school for three months.
What the hell am I gonna do with myself?
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
But first…
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
‘Give me, a KEG of BEER!’-DocJohnHolliday
“Head-On: Apply Directly to the Forehead”-Seth
“Why Nic Cage should never, ever try the Flock of Seagulls haircut.”-Nick
AND YOU WINNER IS… DAVID BISHOP
THE LEADERBOARD
Fitz (2)
Seth (2)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
Steve (1)
Well, that was… metaphysical.
Amuse me!







Vader: “I’ll just stand here and watch him dance”
Twitter: stevebushtweets
May 27, 2012 6:38 am
Sword fight with my dad? I’d rather kiss my sister.
When I said let’s whip ‘em out and measure them….
(happy now Sebastian? happy for forcing me to think up something new every week? you should be ashamed of yourself….)
Twitter: blackholecritic
June 2, 2012 9:53 pm
I am happy, and I am not ashamed!
My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I see your Shwartz is as big as mine!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Twitter: nevermindpop
May 28, 2012 12:57 am
Never cross the streams!
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
May 30, 2012 9:42 am
‘This scene needs more Dewbacks!’ -George Lucas
Twitter: manilovefilms
May 30, 2012 11:04 am
There needs to be some collective award for this week’s captions. Great work all-around, people.