What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
So, here’s the skinny. This is the 50th edition of CINEMATIC CAPTIONS here at the prestigious MILF! To commemorate this auspicious occasion, Dylan, Kai, and I thought a prize was in order.
This is not the end of the current leaderboard. No, this is a standalone thing.
So, in honor of this event, the winner of this week’s competition will receive a professionally bound photo book from Shutterfly, containing all the winning captions thus far. This includes the captions from the Black Hole, from when this game was still floundering over there.
A little extra incentive to be extra clever.
But, now, your winners.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Still a better love story than Twilight.”-David Bishop
“My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”-Kano
“Never cross the streams!”-Fitz
AND YOUR WINNER IS… SETH!!!!!
THE LEADERBOARD
Seth (3)
Fitz (2)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (1)
David Bishop (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
Steve (1)
And now for this week’s! Remember! The winner here gets a snazzy photo book, free of charge. So, I wanna see all of y’all on your A game, ya hear? Alright. Let’s boogie!
Amuse me!!







Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
June 3, 2012 6:18 am
Mr. Clean became more unstable with age
Twitter: mrsthuro
June 3, 2012 6:59 am
The rest of the Drive cast soon grew tired of Gosling’s “Jump Out and Scare People in the Bathroom” prank.
So, about that courtesy flush…
“98..99…100…Ready or not, here I come!”
Twitter: nevermindpop
June 3, 2012 1:52 pm
He’s here to get my Lucky Charms!
The original third act of “Crazy Stupid Love” apparently focused more on the “crazy” aspect.
Twitter: manilovefilms
June 3, 2012 8:38 pm
Gosling’s gonna die…cause Stone Cold said so!
Twitter: MartRJ
June 4, 2012 11:22 am
Ryan Gosling took the rules of calling ‘shotgun’ VERY seriously.
Twitter: stevebushtweets
June 5, 2012 4:40 pm
If it’s yellow it’s mellow. If it’s brown we throw down!
Twitter: kaiderman
June 5, 2012 5:28 pm
Holy Shit! WINNER!!!
Twitter: blackholecritic
June 5, 2012 9:04 pm
The game is still afoot, but yeah, that’s good!