So…
What did you think of Prometheus was trying to say?
Well, you’re probably wrong!
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
But first, your glorious champions!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“What did I say about leaving Showgirls in the DVD player!”-Wayne
“Nic, that’s not what I meant by ‘protection’.”-Nick
AND YOUR WINNER IS… FITZ!!!
Yay!
THE LEADERBOARD
Seth (4)
Fitz (2)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (1)
David Bishop (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Steve (2)
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
Well… might as well milk this whole Prometheus/Alien thing for everything it’s worth!
Amuse me!







So I can’t believe [spoiler redacted].
Twitter: kaiderman
June 17, 2012 9:27 am
Spaceman on right to Spaceman on left:
“Yeah, that’s cool but come look at the size of his dick!”
Pluto isn’t a planet, my ass…
Twitter: nevermindpop
June 17, 2012 2:41 pm
Not to be a prick, but I have 3 wins after this last week’s one.
Twitter: blackholecritic
June 17, 2012 2:58 pm
Oops, my bad. I’ll fix that.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
June 18, 2012 4:30 am
‘I am not an animal! I am a humanoid being!’
Twitter: agracru
June 18, 2012 7:18 am
The research team’s big discovery: even space aliens love watching porn.
Twitter: stevebushtweets
June 18, 2012 8:26 am
Guy on Left: “What do you see?”
Guy on Right: “Just the word ‘obey’ under a photo of Andre the Giant.”
Twitter: nevermindpop
June 18, 2012 10:53 am
Houston, we’ve made contact with Octomom
Twitter: waywardjam
June 18, 2012 11:49 am
*sigh* always the runner-up, never the winner. Got some stiff competition for this week, but how about:
“You dang kids, don’t climb on Grandpa during his eye exam!”
Excavating the tomb of Mickey Rourke reveals never before seen side effects of cosmetic surgery.