So…
Big news from my end of the block. My blog, FILMS FROM THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE, has moved locations. You can find the new, and if I do say so myself, sexy as hell site right here! Please stop by. You people are the only ones that provide any sort of validation for my existence.
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
But first, your winner and your almost winners!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Who says Hilary Duff impersonations are out of style?”-Univarn
“The Pedo-Stache… It’s OK. I’m bringin’ it back.”-Nick
BUT YOUR WINNER… HOLDING ON TO THAT LEAD IS… SETH
THE LEADERBOARD
Seth (5)
Fitz (3)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (2)
David Bishop (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Steve (2)
Dylan (1)
Nick (1)
And now, for this week’s!
Amuse me!







“Come on. Faster, faster.”
“…and I lived with that WWE Championship belt up my ass for two years. And now I’m giving it to you…”
Twitter: kaiderman
July 1, 2012 11:19 am
hahaha… well done!
Twitter: nevermindpop
July 1, 2012 7:20 pm
That’s gotta be winner.
Damnit, you stole my reference. That’s what I get for not reading the other entries before posting.
And now… to get dirty. And punny.
“You know I used to keep a watch in my ass. I doubt a Rock would hurt.”
Twitter: stevebushtweets
July 1, 2012 9:18 am
I’m devasted they broke up. I just trademarked the phrase “Cruisin’ Holmes”.
Twitter: kaiderman
July 1, 2012 11:20 am
lol… in it every week!
Twitter: nevermindpop
July 1, 2012 7:23 pm
Can you smell what the Walk is cookin?
Twitter: stevebushtweets
July 1, 2012 8:16 pm
That’s incredible. Also, I think Seth should be at 5 now.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
July 2, 2012 6:41 am
My name is Johnny Smith. I’ve seen your future and I have 3 words for you: The Tooth Fairy