CINEMATIC CAPTIONS #63

As far as first weeks of term go, mine has been pretty crazy.

I mean, working for AMANDA FUCKING PALMER and her GRAND THEFT ORCHESTRA as they performed three shows at Bard, debuting all her new songs, getting to see what her tour is going to look like, and just getting back to work doing things in a god damn theater after what seems like ages…

Yeah, it’s good to be home!

What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!

But first, your winners!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“Aaaaaaaaah! It’s one of those fuzzy centipede things!”-SJHoneywell
“I know what you’re thinkin’- did he fire six shots or is he mentally handicapped?”-Seth
“Ah, I’m not a good actor!”-alleyandthemovies (Getting this mention simply for having the stones to take it there!)

BUT YOUR WINNER IS… TAKING THIS ONE WITH HILARIOUS SIMPLICITY… YOUR LEADER… KAI!!! 

Coincidentally, that’s exactly how I react whenever I see one of those little fuckers in my room.

THE LEADERBOARD

Seth (7)
Colin Biggs (6)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (2)
Univarn (2)
David Bishop (1)
SJHoneywell (1)

THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD

Steve (2)
Nick (2)
Kai (2)
Dylan (1)

It’s been awhile since we’ve done something big and stupid and meatheaded. So, here’s The Rock!! Roar with him!

Amuse me!