Next week is gonna be tough for me.
Performances. You know how it is.
What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in the world whose outcome is fully dependent on your ability to make me chuckle. Many have tried. Most have failed! Do you have what it takes? We’ll find out today!
But first, your winners!
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“I like my Thor with a side of Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.”-Nick
“I throw the accent in just as an extra “fuck you, I’m evil.””-Steve
“When Bane broke up the band, it hit the Bane-ettes the hardest.”-SJHoneywell
BUT YOU WINNER IS… RECLAIMING HIS TIE… IS COLIN BIGGS!!
THE LEADERBOARD
Seth (8)
Colin Biggs (8)
Univarn (3)
Andrew (2)
Dave Enkosky (2)
David Bishop (1)
SJHoneywell (1)
THE CONTRIBUTOR LEADERBOARD
Steve (3)
Nick (2)
Kai (2)
Dylan (1)
I gotta get back to rehearsal. Here’s an image.
Amuse me!







Twitter: 100yearsofmovie
October 7, 2012 5:19 am
“Say, why does this envelope say ‘JB Ear Wax Collection’?… Ewwww!”
Twitter: nevermindpop
October 7, 2012 1:15 pm
Yes, those are your nipples. I’ve seen them already.
Twitter: twitter.com/kloipy
October 8, 2012 4:22 am
‘When I pull my ear like this it means I’ve shat myself’
Twitter: agracru
October 8, 2012 1:49 pm
Ear wax candles as an anniversary present? Seriously?
One second, I think someone’s swapped my phone with Tiger Wood’s… oh well, what’s the worst that could happen?
Twitter: stevebushtweets
October 12, 2012 10:18 pm
Score! They made me a blue tooth that shoots laser beams and is loaded with comedy podcasts!
I told him to wait before getting the iPhone 5. If this fails, it’s Q’s fault.
Twitter: DantheMan610
October 25, 2012 1:53 pm
Q? Can you please explain to me as to why there is pile of crap in the bag, when there’ supposed to be my weapon?