TEN REASONS THE T-1000 IS LIKE A BRAVO HOUSEWIFE

I’m a bit off my rocker this week with a post comparing BravoTV’s housewives to that of the emotionless killing machine from Terminator 2, the T1000.  You wouldn’t have guessed but it’s accurate and true.  These ladies have a lot in common with this iconic villain.  Here’s the Stepfordesque qualities that reign the two together.

10. THEY BOTH ACCESSORIZE WITH GIANT PIECES OF METAL

Be it earrings or stabbing weapons, the housewives and the T-1000 show an excessive amount of metal bling that just can’t be missed!

9. HOT RIDES

The T-1000 stole a semi and destroyed it trying to get John Connor and Brandi Glanville stabbed her ex husband Eddie Cibrian’s tires trying to get him back.

8. WOLFY AND JIGGY

Lisa Vanderpump has Jiggy and the T-1000 has Wolfy, but while Lisa spoils her ankle biter, perhaps someone should call animal police on Robert Patrick.

7.  EACH WEAR SHARP STABBING ITEMS

The T-1000 sports the kind of sharp pointy things that could do bodily harm, but he’s not alone.  The housewives from all houses are not afraid to don 4-6 heels with a pointy end ready to impale.

6.  FIGHTING OVER BOYS

The T-1000 will fight to get John Connor and the ladies will fight over any boy they happen to run into.  The O.C. girls particularly like to fight over some Slade.

5.  APPEARANCE MIMICS

It’s no surprise these superficial bitches wig out when one of the other girls looks just like them, but they aren’t the only ones, and in this case it’s a househusband looking like Snooki.  In Terminator 2 the security guard also wigged when he saw his exact image facing him. Copy cats!

4.  SUN-GLASS BLING

$25,000 for a pair of sunglasses?  Yep, that’s what Dana paid for her lavish pair of shades, but she isn’t the only one sporting a sexy pair of glasses.  The T-1000 is like the honey badger, he just doesn’t care and stole that damn mad chopper pilot’s glasses.  That story is real.

3. CHASING CARS ON FOOT

Both housewives and evil killing machines fear no vehicle and maintain super powers to catch up to motorized cars moving along.

2. VOID OF PERSONALITY

Maybe they have pretty faces, but underneath these makes of attractiveness is a void blankness with nothing to offer aside from a simple mission to kill or a Stepford wife type existence.

1. THEIR SKIN IS MADE OF HEAVY LIQUID METAL MIMETIC POLY-ALLOY

Too much plastic surgery?  Too much morphing?  Both the T-1000 and the ladies of mostly the OC and Beverly Hills clearly have met times with far too many alterations on the outside.