I don’t… uh… I don’t even know what I just saw. The new trailer for Battleship, Peter Berg’s adaptation of the eponymous board game, went live on iTunes today, and /Film now has an embeddable YouTube version up.
Yes. You saw that, too, right?
Usually this is the point where I would try to do a quick blow-by-blow rundown of the trailer, but I honestly can’t even begin to comprehend what is going on in this trailer. Aliens from the sea make a kind of invisible arena to battle the Navy in. Spinning balls of mechanical death destroy just all kinds of stuff.
I dunno. Hit the comments. You tell me. This could either be some kind of mad genius piece of cinematic madness, or it could be just a normal piece of madness. The kind that isn’t fun.
We’ll know on May 18, 2012
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I don’t even. No words. I got nothing. Just. Really?
You sunk my battleship.
I am stupider for having watched that.
Twitter: MarkusWelby1
December 9, 2011 2:50 pm
where’s Shia yelling OPTIMUS!? Where’s Bumblebee? Where’s Michael Bay? Oh well, they got Berg that starts with a B and so does BATTLESHIP!
I’M SO IN!
Twitter: agracru
December 13, 2011 7:21 am
Transformership.
It’s a movie based on a toy. Again. I don’t know what anyone expects from this sort of project.
Looks like good popcorn fun to me! And Michael Bay isnt involved, so it can’t be terrible, right