John Carter, originally titled John Carter of Mars, based on a book originally titled A Princess of Mars, is the first in what Disney hopes to be a new big franchise perhaps on a Pirates of the Caribbean level or something like [...]

With our upcoming MILFcast guest this week I was inspired to do a list reflecting my favorite war movies.  With so many classics like The Bridge On The River Kwai, The Deer Hunter, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Gone With The [...]

Today I took my little dragons to see “We Bought A Zoo” which was the only movie I could imagine lasting through that they desired to see that didn’t involve Muppet’s or chipmunks.  I knew little of it other than [...]

  We appreciate all things beautiful and lovely, but what about the guys and gals who bring the real shit?  I’m talking about the asshole characters in movies.  This isn’t necessarily a villain, in fact most of these characters save [...]

“I’m a Jedi – I Know I’m Better Than This” Introduction Attack of the Clones is renowned for being the worst Star Wars film. Combine the love-story between Anakin and Padme, with busy action-sequences that show a lack of clarity [...]

It’s a good day to be a fan of avant garde films with a religious tint directed by talented auteurs who sometimes have trouble getting their visions to the screen; Darren Aronofsky’s latest passion project, Noah, has been picked up [...]

The competition was brutal and bloody.  While she won’t be going away entirely, Op-Ed superstar Whitney has been forced into hiding thanks to a grueling school/teaching schedule.  As such, we needed to fill our Lead Editorialist position.  I took to [...]

I’m sorry, my friends, but it is once again necessary for me to use this platform as a means of performing a public service. If there’s one thing hobos with signs in Hollywood movies have taught me it’s that THE [...]