Opening the fifth installment of the Die Hard franchise on Valentine’s Day is a bizarre choice. Maybe the studio realizes only the most loyal fans such as myself would opt to see a film dumped into the dregs of the year. [...]

Come February 14th, A Good Day To Die Hard will be blowing up multiplexes everywhere. Only this time, one key element that fans of John McClane have come to expect with each and every installment will be just a little [...]

(Note: This is just my theatrical review with maybe a few alterations.) Going into Looper in the theater, I didn’t expect a whole lot. My expectations weren’t through the roof or anything. I was excited to see it much like everyone else. [...]

I’ve avoided posting all of the trailers for A Good Day to Die Hard for no real reason other than the fact that they all seemed very similar. Well this new one is a  lot of the same ol’ stuff, [...]

Although you might assume The Accountant in Drive Angry is immortal and has no need to celebrate trivial milestones like birthdays, but the vault loves a birthday. The vault also loves That Guys so that’s why I could not pass [...]

Welcome back, John McClane! Due out on Valentine’s Day (odd, I know) the fifth film in the Die Hard series now has an explosive teaser trailer that you can check out right here: In the film, McClane teams up with [...]

There are two ways that I could write a review for Looper, the new sci-fi film from writer/director Rian Johnson (Brick, The Brothers Bloom). Here’s the first: HOLY SHIT – THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ But, you see, I know [...]

News flash: unless you’re a character actor with a long filmography or your name happens to be Sam Jackson, odds are good that if you’re selected as the subject of one of these career drafts, we’re gonna make your career [...]

After focusing on baby movies throughout August, I was at a loss as to what type of movie to induct into the vault next. When I find myself in this situation, I turned to my two most trustworthy sources of [...]

Completely independent of Kai’s list earlier in the week, I had actually been thinking of Bruce Willis for about a week. Not in the usually admiring, possibly homoerotic light I used to,  but through the hot, harsh light of a [...]