Yes, yes, I know.  He’s the man who brought us the remake of Planet of the Apes, a sub-par Alice in Wonderland, inflicted Winona Ryder on an unsuspecting public and inaugurated the emo movement.  All unforgivable, I admit.  But I [...]

Usually, the least that can be said for a Tim Burton film is that he chose style over substance. Even when that style is the same derivative nonsense he’s been pushing for well over a decade, he has that on his side. [...]

It’s that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It’s The Day New Movies Are Released. Dark Shadows So, I didn’t mean for this post to be six hours late, but after seeing the slate of films [...]

Let me start with this… 1) I am not a fan of Tim Burton (or, rather, post-Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton). We have discussed this before. 2) I’m done with vampires. The craze is out of control… 3) The Burton-Depp-Bonham Carter [...]