Post Tagged with: "John Carter"

by / on June 11, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

TAYLOR KITSCH UNLEASHES HIS TRIFECTA OF TERRIBLENESS WITH OLIVER STONE’S SAVAGES

  It’s been quite the year for Taylor Kitsch. First, he bombed the box office with the stink of John Carter. Then, pretending that wasn’t enough, he flooded theaters with the naval nasty that was Battleship. Sensing ulterior motives on [...]

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by / on March 13, 2012 at 11:08 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: JOHN CARTER

John Carter, originally titled John Carter of Mars, based on a book originally titled A Princess of Mars, is the first in what Disney hopes to be a new big franchise perhaps on a Pirates of the Caribbean level or something like [...]

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by / on March 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, TGITDNMAR

TGITDNMAR (3/9/12)

Apologies in advance…I’m in a titular mood today. So you’re in store for bad jokes and puns rather than critical analysis. It’s that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It’s The Day New Movies Are Released. [...]

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by / on February 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm / in News

DIRECTOR ANDREW STANTON REFUTES RUMORS OF JOHN CARTER BUDGET ISSUES

Feelings have been mixed regarding the upcoming blockbuster-hopeful John Carter. The first couple of trailers and commercials have been underwhelming, striking a strange sort of Attack of the Clones vibe. The posters have been slight and underwhelming, uninspired even. Still, hope [...]

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by / on February 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm / in News, Trailers

TRAILER PARK: SUPER BOWL SPOTS

Some of you may have heard that there was a pretty big football game on last night… Well if you were like me (in a house filled with your closest friends, forgetting the amount of beers you drank, unable to [...]

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by / on November 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm / in News

JOHN CARTER GETS A NEW POSTER

Happy post-Thanksgiving, everyone. Now that we’ve all had time to eat, drink, be merry, and muscle our way through state-mandated time with our families, it’s time to get back to the movie bizz. And what better way to start off [...]

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by / on July 14, 2011 at 8:47 am / in News, Trailers

TRAILER TITILLATION: JOHN CARTER

  The official trailer for John Carter, Disney’s latest attempt to create a blockbuster franchise, hit the internet today and instead of wasting time like I usually do, let’s get right to the nitty gritty: Here’s the official plot synopsis, [...]

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