Opening the fifth installment of the Die Hard franchise on Valentine’s Day is a bizarre choice. Maybe the studio realizes only the most loyal fans such as myself would opt to see a film dumped into the dregs of the year. [...]

Usually, the least that can be said for a Tim Burton film is that he chose style over substance. Even when that style is the same derivative nonsense he’s been pushing for well over a decade, he has that on his side. [...]

The vault is officially enamored with Valentine’s Day! Before you even ask, I am NOT referring to that excruciating 2010 slap-crappy rom-com featuring many actors who should’ve known better. The impending holiday has passions running high, the perfect time to [...]

Tweetnopsis: #Ladyhawke:Rutger Hauer is a kinda wolfman, and a nubile Michelle Pfeiffer is a bird. A beautiful film cut off at the knees by Alan Parsons. If I were to tell you there’s a movie out there about a sword [...]