Post Tagged with: "Taylor Kitsch"

by / on June 11, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Everything Else, Man, I Love Funny

TAYLOR KITSCH UNLEASHES HIS TRIFECTA OF TERRIBLENESS WITH OLIVER STONE’S SAVAGES

  It’s been quite the year for Taylor Kitsch. First, he bombed the box office with the stink of John Carter. Then, pretending that wasn’t enough, he flooded theaters with the naval nasty that was Battleship. Sensing ulterior motives on [...]

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by / on May 23, 2012 at 1:08 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: BATTLESHIP

It is my belief that in every bad movie, there’s a good movie buried somewhere within; whether it’s the general outline of the story and something went wrong in the execution or there’s a performance that shines despite a terrible [...]

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by / on February 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm / in News

DIRECTOR ANDREW STANTON REFUTES RUMORS OF JOHN CARTER BUDGET ISSUES

Feelings have been mixed regarding the upcoming blockbuster-hopeful John Carter. The first couple of trailers and commercials have been underwhelming, striking a strange sort of Attack of the Clones vibe. The posters have been slight and underwhelming, uninspired even. Still, hope [...]

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by / on November 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm / in News

JOHN CARTER GETS A NEW POSTER

Happy post-Thanksgiving, everyone. Now that we’ve all had time to eat, drink, be merry, and muscle our way through state-mandated time with our families, it’s time to get back to the movie bizz. And what better way to start off [...]

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by / on July 27, 2011 at 10:25 am / in News, Trailers

TRAILER TITILLATION: BATTLESHIP

  Hollywood has gotten so creatively bankrupt lately that it will adapt anything in order to lure in the masses. Battleship is a good example of this. Most of us grew up playing the game and uttering the line “you sunk [...]

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by / on July 14, 2011 at 8:47 am / in News, Trailers

TRAILER TITILLATION: JOHN CARTER

  The official trailer for John Carter, Disney’s latest attempt to create a blockbuster franchise, hit the internet today and instead of wasting time like I usually do, let’s get right to the nitty gritty: Here’s the official plot synopsis, [...]

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