And now for something completely different.  We’ve all had a chance to rattle off our top 10 films or performances or breakout stars or any number of other clever list ideas.  But what say we just revel in some beautiful [...]

My god! Soooo much turkey!!!! I can barely keep my eyes… (two days later) … oh. Hi. Have you been there the whole time? What it is MILFers(???). Sebastian here with another edition of Cinematic Captions, the only game in [...]

Sorry about the last two weeks. I know how you must feel. I let you down, and I did. But unlike you (I’m just guessing here), I am a college student, and was embroiled in this thing called midterms when [...]

As many of you who frequent the site know, I LOVE Horror movies. With Halloween looming, I thought this would be kind of fun. With so many Horror movies out there to see, I started to think about what kind [...]

(Note: This is just a slightly modified version of my theatrical review…) When this was first advertised, very few expected this to be any good. How many modern horror movies are? Even as you first watched the trailer, it’s just [...]

It’s a rare film that manages to successfully interweave two contradictory genres in a way that compromises neither. Often times, aspects of one genre will cause the contrary aspects of the other genre to blunt, making one side of the [...]

It’s that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It’s The Day New Movies Are Released. The Cabin in the Woods Sometimes, life can really surprise you.  I was 100% all set to come here and start [...]

I’m a sucker for poster art that isn’t floating heads. To me a good poster can make or break my opinion of a movie before I see a trailer. There’s just something about the idea that someone put actual care [...]

Deadline.com is reporting that Joss Whedon’s The Cabin in the Woods – which has been sitting on MGM’s shelf since 2009 due to various issues, will get a release from Lionsgate. The film stars current Thor and future Avengers co-star [...]