Articles by: Jason
Causing controversy everywhere he goes since 1980!

CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: RUN BITCH RUN1
by / on August 1, 2013 at 6:00 pm / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: RUN BITCH RUN

  (NOTE: This was my third review for this site and is easily one of my favorites. And no females answered the question I posed to them in this review. Maybe this time?) A long time ago, in a galaxy […]

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CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: MARTYRS0
by / on July 25, 2013 at 6:00 pm / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: MARTYRS

(NOTE: I, Jason Soto, will be taking my leave here at Man, I Love Films. But until Dylan and Kai is able to find someone suitable to replace me, I’ve been asked to run SOMETHING. So I’m going to be […]

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CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: UNCLE SAM0
by / on July 4, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

CLASSIC HORROR THURSDAY: UNCLE SAM

(NOTE: HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! This is an older review but I figured it’d be fitting.) You probably think it’s rather gratuitous of me to review Uncle Sam for the Fourth of July but unless there’s a movie about the Declaration of […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: THE EVIL INSIDE2
by / on June 27, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: THE EVIL INSIDE

You are reading that title correctly. I didn’t forget the “D”. It’s called The EVIL Inside. I’m standing at my local Redbox and while I was renting last weeks atrocity I came upon this and thought it was an The […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: THE LAST EXORCISM: PART 23
by / on June 20, 2013 at 5:57 pm / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: THE LAST EXORCISM: PART 2

I’ve seen my fair share of bad movies and bad titles. I mean The LAST Exorcism: Part 2? How can the last of anything have a part 2? That’s just fucking retarded. And of all the pointless sequels I’ve ever […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: THE ABC’S OF DEATH2
by / on June 13, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: THE ABC’S OF DEATH

I’ve discovered sometime ago that people don’t seem to like anthology films. The problem, according to them, is they don’t give enough time to set up characters or development or other boring stuff. Me? I just want to get to […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: TEXAS CHAINSAW0
by / on May 30, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: TEXAS CHAINSAW

Oh snap. It’s been awhile since I done a review here, huh? Glad you guys missed me! What’s that? Nobody noticed I was gone. Oh. Well, whatever. I’m here. And this time we talk about Texas Chainsaw, the reboot….no…the sequel…kinda…umm…the […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: HORROR MOVIES 101: HOUSE SERIES2
by / on May 9, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: HORROR MOVIES 101: HOUSE SERIES

A feature I’m gonna be starting soon over at my own website is where I discuss the history of a horror film, horror film series, a sub genre, or whatever else that bares a history lesson of sorts. Since this […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: STORAGE 240
by / on May 2, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: STORAGE 24

Sorry I didn’t write the review last week. Like I said, I had stuff going on. So I’d like to thank Cokie for taking over writing duties. He is a bit upset with you guys for not commenting on his […]

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HORROR THURSDAY: MAN’S BEST FRIEND3
by / on April 25, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Horror Thursday, Reviews

HORROR THURSDAY: MAN’S BEST FRIEND

So I’ve been busy lately between my job, maintaining a relationship, and running a fairly successful website that you all should totally be going to on a daily basis. But anyway. I was worried about how busy I was gonna […]

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