Last time, Film School Friday taught readers how to stay awake for late night movies. If you invested in the kind of eye clamps seen in A Clockwork Orange, your eyes will now be dryer than the Sahara Desert and […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to choose cinema snacks. If you currently have a strange swelling in your stomach that moves when you touch it, there’s a strong chance the dried squid you ate in that […]

Last time, Film  School Friday taught loyal readers how to make the most of their summer vacation. The key lesson here was to avoid death, as everyone knows that summer is full of scary sharks and angry rednecks. Personally, I […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to make the perfect movie soundtrack. However, if you just ignored my advice and wrote a Justin Bieber jukebox musical, then I am judging you and I am judging you hard. […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to get the perfect beach body. Unfortunately, every time I’ve ventured to the coast since, all I’ve seen is a sea of fat wobbling around in search of the nearest ice […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to get the perfect haircut, so surely by now, admirers from all around must have surrounded you, begging you to reveal the secret of how you gained your beautiful mane… right? […]

Last time, Film School Friday surprised loyal readers with another thrilling end of term quiz that almost crashed the internet because it was that popular! Well, it could have also been caused by that video of a cat performing open […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to build a cinematic universe. It’s a lot like Lego really. Once you’ve finished building something and it looks like crap, just smash it all down again and try again using […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to become a scene stealing extra because… well we have more than enough doctors around these days and us film freaks need something to fund our netflix accounts. Problem is, no […]

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to make an awesome sequel. Hopefully, the makers of the ‘critically lauded’ movie Zombeavers will have read the article and will be implementing my advice at every step while they begin […]