Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #27 – HOW TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SEQUEL0
by / on April 25, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #27 – HOW TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SEQUEL

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to change their gender. Body swapping is probably the best way to go here, but just make sure you don’t accidentally swap with a child or you’ll have to go through […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #26 – HOW TO CHANGE YOUR GENDER4
by / on April 11, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #26 – HOW TO CHANGE YOUR GENDER

Last time, Film School Friday taught readers how to annoy people at the cinema. If you got kicked out of the new Captain America movie then I apologize, but remember to only use your new found skills sparingly as a […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #25 – HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT THE CINEMA0
by / on March 21, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #25 – HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT THE CINEMA

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to direct a film in the style of M. Night Shyamalan. Some may dispute the utility of such a lesson but you know what? For the sake of democracy and all […]

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FSF LESSON #24 – DIRECTING MASTERCLASS: M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN0
by / on March 7, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FSF LESSON #24 – DIRECTING MASTERCLASS: M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to win an Academy Award. Congratulations! Receiving an Oscar is the most prestigious prize one can receive working in the film industry, even if it is just for making a Robin […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #23 – HOW TO WIN AN OSCAR2
by / on February 21, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #23 – HOW TO WIN AN OSCAR

Last time, Film School Friday taught readers how to survive a Valentines break up by murdering their exes in the most dramatic way possible. The problem with that is that the suffering won’t last for long, even if you tie […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #22 – HOW TO SURVIVE A VALENTINES BREAK UP0
by / on February 7, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #22 – HOW TO SURVIVE A VALENTINES BREAK UP

Last week, Film School Friday celebrated its 21st birthday by teaching readers how to have an awesome birthday. Film School Friday also celebrated its 21st birthday by getting more wrecked than Bad Santa and Barney Gumble on an all night […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #21 – HOW TO HAVE AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY2
by / on January 31, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #21 – HOW TO HAVE AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY

Last week, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to bring the dead back to life. How did that go for you? Did the newly resurrected thank you for disturbing their slumber? Were they grateful for being hurled back into […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #20 – HOW TO BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE2
by / on January 24, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #20 – HOW TO BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE

Last time, Film School Friday taught loyal readers how to make a terrible superhero film. Essentially, just cast Ben Affleck in your movie. Job done. Why did I waste so much time writing that article? Anyway, now that you’ve made […]

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FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #19 – HOW TO MAKE A TERRIBLE SUPERHERO FILM2
by / on January 10, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FILM SCHOOL FRIDAY LESSON #19 – HOW TO MAKE A TERRIBLE SUPERHERO FILM

Last week, Film School Friday held an acting masterclass in honor of Nicolas Cage, King of the Nutters (I used capitals because that’s really a thing you know). If you took my advice then thank you. I’m honored you’d use […]

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FSF LESSON #18 – ACTING MASTERCLASS: NICOLAS CAGE0
by / on January 3, 2014 at 3:00 am / in Everything Else, Film School Friday

FSF LESSON #18 – ACTING MASTERCLASS: NICOLAS CAGE

Last week, Film School Friday taught readers how to welcome in the New Year by throwing a party like Gatsby. How was that for you? Did you feel let down by the huge build up that inevitably disappoints on the […]

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