Everything Else

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by / on August 20, 2013 at 4:28 pm / in Everything Else

NEW CONTRIBUTOR: ROBERT GANNON

I don’t want to say that the departure of Horror Thursday host Jason Soto leaves big shoes to fill, but frankly, it does.  Seriously, I’ve met Jason, and he just has tremendously-sized feet, which of course means that he has…a [...]

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by / on August 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

CANONICAL TRASH

It was not so long ago that I first heard the term ‘vulgar auteurism’ and wondered what people were talking about. Now that I have read up on some of it – though by no means all – I have [...]

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by / on August 13, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

QUIET, DEAR, THE MEN ARE PLAYING

Was it really only a week ago that they announced Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor Who? Really? Man, it seems like a lot longer than that. But it’s true. And it’s amazing how quickly the idiots came out of [...]

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by / on August 10, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Editorials, Everything Else

A HALF-HEARTED DEFENSE OF THE LONE RANGER GUYS

Earlier this week, the stars and producer of Disney’s The Lone Ranger were asked their thoughts on the response of critics in America to their film. And they did not disappoint those American critics.  Some sample responses: “This is the [...]

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by / on August 6, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND EMBRACE THE HORROR

I’ve grown increasingly cynical over the past few months – big shock, I’m certain that no one’s noticed. Summer has been a cinematic wasteland, punctuated by films that were just, sadly, OK. My biggest expectation (Pacific Rim) was enjoyable but [...]

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C’MON, WARNER BROS!0
by / on August 3, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Editorials, Everything Else

C’MON, WARNER BROS!

So imagine for a second I told you that you get to run a major studio. You get to decide which films move forward, who will direct them, even who will star. As you start trying to decide where to [...]

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THE AGE OF EXCLUSION3
by / on July 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THE AGE OF EXCLUSION

If any of you follow me on Twitter – and really, of course you do, because why wouldn’t you? – you might know that over the past few months I’ve grown increasingly … I believe the word is perturbed, but [...]

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CRITICS ON A PLAYGROUND2
by / on July 23, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

CRITICS ON A PLAYGROUND

We have reached the nadir of film criticism. Rex Reed banged a few nails into the coffin with his non-review of V/H/S 2 and bashing Melissa McCarthy’s weight rather than her film. Lianne Spiderbaby has helped to bury it  by [...]

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IS MEDIOCRITY HOLLYWOOD’S NEW HIGH BAR?4
by / on July 13, 2013 at 3:00 am / in Editorials, Everything Else

IS MEDIOCRITY HOLLYWOOD’S NEW HIGH BAR?

This week I saw Pacific Rim. The short review is simply this: it’s good. Really good. It’s economical storytelling with basic human motivations for its characters and plenty of well-done giant robot versus giant monster spectacle. It’s also unambitious, loud [...]

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THE OLDER, THE BETTER, THE YOUNGER, THE COOLER4
by / on July 9, 2013 at 3:00 pm / in Editorials, Everything Else

THE OLDER, THE BETTER, THE YOUNGER, THE COOLER

Prepare to be shocked.  For a very long time, I … was a film snob. Shocking, I know. Me, the most egalitarian, the least opinionated film blogger that you will come across.  But it’s true.  My teenage years were awash [...]

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