Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: LOOPER6
by / on September 30, 2012 at 11:50 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: LOOPER

There are two ways that I could write a review for Looper, the new sci-fi film from writer/director Rian Johnson (Brick, The Brothers Bloom). Here’s the first: HOLY SHIT – THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!! ♥♥♥♥♥ But, you see, I know [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: END OF WATCH3
by / on September 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: END OF WATCH

Gimmicks rarely get movies off to a good start. As soon as you see a trailer for a film that uses either a handicam or found footage or anything in that vein, it’s normally followed up by scoffing, or at [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET1
by / on September 21, 2012 at 11:28 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET

Jennifer Lawrence is one of the best young actresses out there. She came on to the scene in 2010′s Winter’s Bone, which gave her an Oscar nomination. We all know about her take as Katniss in The Hunger Games, where [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION2
by / on September 16, 2012 at 12:00 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION

(Note: Kai asked if I would share my review of this for the site, and I obliged… so here it is!) I say it with almost every review of this series, so why stop now? I see every one of [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: BACHELORETTE3
by / on August 31, 2012 at 11:33 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: BACHELORETTE

I guess this is a semi-advanced review. Bachelorette, the next in the line of Bridesmaids-esque films, won’t be in movie theaters until next weekend, but it is available on VOD and iTunes now and some friends and I recently spent [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: PARANORMAN0
by / on August 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: PARANORMAN

Many have argued that we have entered a new “Golden Age” of animated cinema.  With the rise of Pixar we’ve also seen an incredible ascension of quality in the latest animated features.  Pixar’s incredible technology allows animated films to go [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE BOURNE LEGACY4
by / on August 13, 2012 at 11:00 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: THE BOURNE LEGACY

It’s been five years since we got the supposed finale to the Bourne Identity trilogy, an underrated, high-octane, all around tour de force starring Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, the human test project gone wrong. Amnesia, hand-to-hand combat, and shaky [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: TOTAL RECALL0
by / on August 6, 2012 at 8:23 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: TOTAL RECALL

There are few legitimate reasons, in my mind, to remake a film. We live in a world that is teeming with screenplays that have never seen the light of day or just can’t garner any attention, just sit down in [...]

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NEW RELEASE REVIEW: 3603
by / on August 6, 2012 at 3:00 am / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews

NEW RELEASE REVIEW: 360

I’m going to kind of kill this review right out of the gate by telling you that I liked this film. I liked it a lot and I’m going to give it a good rating. I say this because I [...]

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MODERN CLASSIC COLUMB: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES (2012)9
by / on August 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm / in Reviews, Theatrical Reviews, Vintage Vault

MODERN CLASSIC COLUMB: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES (2012)

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” [...]

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